needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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