Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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