My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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