Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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