at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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