that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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