I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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