how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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