New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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