You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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