Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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