Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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