Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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