Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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