glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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