Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Everclear isn't food dammit
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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