Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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