When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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