my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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