she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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