Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
