maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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