Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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