He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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