would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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