dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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