1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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