so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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