i already hear my dad disowning me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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