i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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