There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Two words: nipple clamps
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