I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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