he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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