Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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