Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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