So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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