Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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