4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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