sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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