You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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