omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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