Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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