doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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