just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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