How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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