i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i think im in europe. pls send help
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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