Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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