hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
im holly from the hills drunk
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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