I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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