this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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