windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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